"Just where are Zuko and InuYasha?!" Dj said angerily. She was in her apron and the smeel of food wafted in the air. It was already 9:30 and the idiots weren't downstairs. Shesshomaru looked over his porn magazine with the usual look of boredom on his face. "They'll be down in 3..2...1"

Sesshy was right on 1 two teenagers tummbles down the stairs fighting and laughing. Both got up at the same time and raced into the kithen not noticing it was wet. Bot slipped and Yasha was on top of Zuko. "RAPE!" Zuko yelled and he scrammbled from under Yasha. "Oh you liked it! You know it!" Yasha laughed out pointing at his friend.

" You raped me now I'll be tramatized for the rest of my life and have night terrors. And I'll call the cops when I find out I pregnant with your rape baby and you'll have to pay child support from jail where you'll be a prostitute to get the money" Zuko said making InuYasha silent.

"Where the hell do you come up with this stuff?!" Yasha said dumbfounded. Zuko blinked "T.V." he said simply. Both stared at each other. DJs mouth was agape and Sesshy was still reading his porn magazine.

"Well are you gonna eat?" DJ said angerily. "Save it for later" Yasha said he opened the door. "Also Sessh you dont have to read that to prove your stright, come out of the closet already" He added.
Shesshomaru threw knives at his little bro making him yelled and run out the door. DJ huffed out a sigh "You want to eat this?" she said offering Sesshy the breakfast plates. "Sure"

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" IM TELLING YOU CANT WAKE UP DEAD!" Zuko yelled at Yasha as they wolked down the street. Several people had to double take at their loud idiotness "IM TELLING YOU THAT YOU CAN!" Yasha yealled back. They had been having this arguement for a couple days now. "oh really." Zuko said evily. Zuko pushed Yasha into the highway where he was hit by a SUV.  People on the side walk gasped or screamed . Hell one woman fainted. The SUV screehed to a hault when the front wheels ranover the teen. A demonness jumped out of the car "WHAT THE HELL DID I HIT!?" she screamed out. Just then Yasha crawled out from under the SUV "That would be me" He got up and cracked his neck and joined Zuko on the sidewalk who at this point was laugh his head off.

Everyone was shocked especially the young demon woman.

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Now Zuko and InuYasha were in the local WalMart racing shopping carts down the ailes. Zuko Was the first tho reach the end of the chip aile. "HAHA! I WIN! YOU FUCKING LOSE!! YEAH! YEEEEAAH!!!"
Zuko was completely haperventilating now. "Take it easy it was it was just a race" Yasha said getting of of the cart "C'mon lets go to the hygenie aile.

Zuko was had a Axe deoderant  in his. If he was right hot girls would tackle him> So he sprayed it on but nothing happened. Zuko sighed and put it back on the shelf. Looking over her saw a guy staring at him and licking his lips. Zuko cringed and looked away. Thats when InuYasha ran up to him. "Zuko Zuko Guess what! People take these pills to help them shit!" Yasha started laughing and Zuko joined him. "Thats the most funniest thing I have ever seen!" Zuko laughed out.

Someone tapped Zuko on the shoulder. Looking up he saw the guy from earlie. "Heres my number hun" He said handing him a tiny slip of paper. As the gay man walked off Zuko started to make a gagging sound. "what did I miss?" InuYasha said stupidly.

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InuYasha was in the music department now listening to MilkShakes as Zuko  tapped his on the shoulder. A startled hanyou jumped up and yelped making the losely fitting headphones fall off. They were on the highest setting and everyone in a 10 foot radius heard MilkShakes play out. A group of hot girls laughed out breaking the hanyous pride. It wasn't Yashas fault that he loved that song.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!?" InuYasha yelled out. Zuko had this weird look on his face "Dude...I found paradise" InuYasha was intrested.

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Paradise was the bra department. Which Yasha greatly liked. Now he had a bra on his head and he was holding the biggest bra ever made. "Goddamn who wears this?" he whispered out looking at it monterest size. Zuko came arounf the corner "How do my boobs look?" he said. Under his shirt he had a stuffed bra on and it truely looked like he had breasts. "Good" InuYasha said nodding his head.

"Excuse me but you two need to leave" Both InuYasha and Zuko saw two sacurity gaurds and knew it was pavement time.

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Yasha and Zuko were threw out onto the hot pavement. "FINE I DONT WANNA BE IN YOUR CRAPPY STORE!" Zuko yelled outputting his shirt back on. "Dude where do we go now?" Yasha said looking at his friend. "Target?" he suggested. "No we were kick out of there when I tried to the kiddy rides remember."

"Home?" Zuko said. "yeah I suppose. And Zuko?" Yasha said looking over at his friend. "yeah" he said as they walked off."Are you gonna call that guy tonight?"

"SHUTUP!" Zuko yelled and he pushed yasha in the street and was hit by the same SUV from ealier.

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Now at home Zuko and Yasha were playing video games. This one was Need for Speed Hot Persuit
and every once and a while they would push each other. Dj walked in "So how many stores did you get kicked out of?" she asked. "THIS MANY!" Yasha said in a retarded mannor as he held up 2 fingers. DJ sighed walked back upstairs. RekoNysha was  met up with her. "Who wears a gaigantic bra in this house?" She asked holding up the bra. Dena gawked at it "holy fuck its a tent!" she yelled out.

DJ smiled and thought everyone has a stupid friend relationship.

END

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